the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
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“the thug life chose me”
this is the greatest thing ever
live fast die young bad girls do it well
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she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
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It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via awkwardvagina)
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I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.
Truth.
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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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- "2014 tour"
- "new album"
- "new merch"
- "movie"
- "perfume"
- [macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
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